Madonna and Jesus Luz Take a Trip to Splitsville

And we thought they would last forever...

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Madonna and her hottie lovah, Jesus Luz are calling it quits, citing the 28-year age difference and lack of common interests for the split. You only need one common interest to make a relationship work in our opinion: Hot sexy time! Who needs conversation when you should be spending all your time in between the sheets?

Reports claimed, "It was not only totally amicable but it was Luz who initiated the split."

A pal said, "The problem is as simple as it is obvious - it's the age difference. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people.They are in such different places in their lives. They both benefited, but it's pretty much over now.

"Or as Madonna told me, 'We've just run out of things to talk about. It's really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, that's about it'."

Who will be Madonna's next boy toy? How about Rob Pattinson? Yes, he's even younger but we think it could work. Any other suggestions?

 

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by ehood
Feb. 07, 2010
12:34 PM EST
come to rabi nachman of oman this is kabule
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